I liked “Cloud Bread” when it was in its non-disgusting form: angel food cake.

Why did I have to scroll down this far to get to that Simpson’s meme?

I don’t see the issue with it.  It is just saying “crack” is a bad choice.  I think most of us can agree that crack is a bad choice. 

I’d bet real money Rob had nothing to do with it.

Bye —*— || ——Buy

Interesting curio for the Big Hair and Members Only Jacket set.

But I’ll never know what

Only Gene, and he’s dead.

The squashes range in size from an overfed ferret to an underfed beagle.

“Nerds.”

So this is the Japanese equivalent of Doritos and Mountain Dew? 

Apples make amazing pipes. Make the holes with a coring tool.

I kinda miss the giant Grafix bongs that were so tall, they required someone else to light the bowl. However, the shared/communal bong session seems destined for the stoner history books at this point (and I don’t think I’ve shared a bong in 20+ years, anyway).

Seriously the first shit I thought of.

There’s something fun about a bong shaped like a wizard where you load up his pipe and suck on his hat, or a gatorade bottle with a ball point pen tube and a tinfoil bowl, too...

Yeah. It’s called ‘dabbing’ and ALLLLLLL the kids are doin’ it. You can find custom rigs, electronic nails, etc. It’s still the primary way folks will consume wax (or shatter, or oil, or distillate) though pen cartridges are quickly taking over. You can get ones with ceramic coils that you can load wax into piece by…

Hull versus floats seem to be the delineation. That’s my two cents.

you know those useless tea balls that are two halves of a mesh sphere, with a springy mechanism that lets you open and close them and play Pac Man and annoy your sibling for HOURS when you find one at gramma’s?

My cat is a fiend for popcorn. I don’t know how it got started and I regret that she ever tasted it. She will find you and hunt you down for popcorn. Sometimes I’ll eat it standing up to get away from her and she will try to climb things she’s never climbed before to swipe at it (the curtains! The fricking wall!). The…

His wife is also Liz Phair’s cousin.