You want the wood chips to smolder, not to burn.  So yes, soak.  

calm your tits

& be sure the patty is as thin as possible!

great jorb there.

In the late 1980s, I had only been working at my hometown newspaper a few years. Our local Wendy’s was about to reopen after having been closed for a while, and on a whim I called Wendy’s corporate headquarters to see if I could get an interview with founder Dave Thomas (who was appearing on their TV commercials at…

oh god

thanks for the nightmare fuel

I ran out of milk recently and ended up combining in one bowl, multi-grain cheerios, full fat unflavored greek yogurt, whole almonds, and a generous tablespoon of Bonne Mamman strawberry preserves. It was amazing. And here I thought adding Coffee Mate flavored creamers to my cereal milk was so good.

I think I said something similar around here last week, but I don’t think it is possible to appease somebody who creates a change.org petition.

Bedell remains unappeased. “There’s an abundance of products in their stores,” she told The New York Times, “and I think it’s still important — the petition remains important — because Trader Joe’s lacks the urgency needed in the current climate to remedy the issue.”

How the hell are you supposed to get the chicken to open its mouth? Why not just lop its head off? 

Banana skins. Either plant the tomato plant on top of a couple of banana skins, or layer them at the base of an established plant as mulch to rot down. It is all about the potassium. Potassium stimulates fruiting, but nitrogen promotes green leaf growth. If you are using a fertilizer with a high nitrogen content, then…

I actually never got the answer to this. Stupid ADD. 

So why don’t food reporters do their jobs?

This guy has seen some shit that alcohol can’t touch.

they can’t recognize any of the fruits the monkey is stealing

“18 popups blocked”

In other words they’ll have a uniq sliq physiq, so to spiq.