Grew up on a farm where we had 3 breeds of chicken. We had brown, white, and a blue-green color eggs.

I’m gonna lead with something I actually want and then bury my favorite Pop Tart abomination in a reply to myself, so if you don’t want to see it, avert your eyes from the first reply.

I want a bananas foster Pop Tart. There are plenty of recipes available online for DIY bananas foster Pop Tarts, even vegan versions,…

No, Pop Tarts should be sweet, not savory.

My husbands severely allergic to coconut, at a whole bunch of this chicken, and he’s FINE. If she just gets hives, have her take a Benadryl first. It helps.

It takes all my strength not to make spatchcock jokes. I’m trying to push myself to be a better humor writer and spatchcocking... well, that’s low-hanging fruit.

Jason posted this item 2 years ago

Ha ha ha! I made a more than three bean salad last night from some pretty old cans.

I think most of us with experience with mechanical speedometers could have guessed what was going on even if it’s a unique and thoroughly David Tracy failure, though I didn’t know it connected at the transfer case and not the transmission. When the O-ring for the speedometer gear housing on my Camaro failed it just…

Batteries in a backpack

Don’t tell anyone, but I’m doing that with the front trunk of my Boxster right now. 

It doesn’t share it’s platform. The RDX doesn’t have double wishbone suspension, neither does the Accord (Accord uses the old 2015 TLX platform now).

They are nice to be in, nice to drive and won’t break, I love my TSX wagon.

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!

Anti-seize is the automotive equivalent of glitter.  Once out of containment, it gets everywhere.

Forget how well it does at keeping nuts from seizing, I want to know how hard it is to clean. I get a single drop on the tip of my pinky finger and an hour later I look like the Tin Man. Then months later, I pick up a sock that happened to be the garage at the time of my adventures in Oz and I end up repeating my…

Go back down to the wine cellar and bring me something that is actually ready to drink.

peanut butter in a tube!

An app that let’s people connect to others nearby and trade produce from their gardens and fruit from their trees. The Tinder of backyard produce. I have more lemons on my tree right now than I could eat in a year and my neighbor has a bumper crop on her mulberry tree, so whenever she needs a lemon she comes and grabs…

Here’s my idea: You want to record a TV show but forgot to set your VCR. You pick up a phone wherever you are, dial you home number. By pushing a series of numbers (you must have a touch tone phone) you connect to your VCR and program the start time, end time, and channel of the show you want to record.

That stock photo looks like the mom is less upset about the daughter buying wine and more like she’s disappointed that the daughter bought a bad vintage.