So Dreads over retractable, acid-spitting Mandible. Good call...

Honestly before this week I had never heard the word at all and suddenly it exploded on like 3 youtube/twtich channels I follow. I was confused as hell, but considering that it seemed entirely to just be a stand in for “cuck” among the kind of people who used it I thought it was just the new dumbass insult of the day…

I clicked this with a morbid curiosity to find out what new offensive crap kids on the internet are trying to pull again... 

This is an excellent answer. Just don’t ask the Predator for oral. 

Its strange to me that people aren't willing to eat insects but will gladly eat crab, lobster, and shrimp.

I’m of two minds on this. Part of me says “hell no!” but part of me says “fuck no!”

Yeah, it seems like I was duped! 

I was in the room when Denton coined the name, it started as a gawker site.

I’m learning that maybe OPPO is not dead after all

The reports of my death were premature

No

(The “(RIP)” note re: Oppo was regarding Oppo as a .jalopnik... Edited for clarification. There are no plans to shut down oppositelock.kinja.com that I’m aware of.)

Oppo right now:

It’s Czech for “Jello Picnic”, a European precursor to Cars & Coffee.

Wait, people actually read that crap I throw against the wall over there?

Move the office, or, hire remote workers. A bunch of millenials in New York city that are completely disconnected from the automotive world. NYC is not a haven for enthusiasts. Also, hire Steph and Kristen back with salaries they can actually live on.

Welcome!

Never EVER let one of your staff post a god damn slide show post again. EVER.

We only have room for so many pro-pedestrian writers! 

Welcome.  Please use your influence to fix the current Kinja mess.  Also keep things weird here.