“and I’m not even trying to wage war on anybody.”

“I can’t say that I agree with genocide, but at least they’re using a pickup for actual work.” - Jalop McJaloperman

I honestly was starting to believe the man was invincible. This one will hurt for a while. 

We shall remember him for as long as we race. Rest now, Sir Stirling Moss. It’s one you truly deserve. The Grid Above Us awaits you.

There’s a scene in Gangs of New York where Bill the Butcher quickly/barely cooks a hunk of meat and just chows down on it. That always looks good even though I know it wouldn’t be done enough for me.

Fancy Kristen deserves a goodbye post too.

I mean, it’s not just the women leaving, everyone is on their way out from the whole dang company these days

Kristen Lee was a classy broad. A true gem among dames. Though her writing was bullshit. Nasty girl too. Couldn’t write worth a damn. I won’t miss her attempts to undermine U.S. productivity and make me look foolish. The difference between me and Kristen Lee is my head is more beautiful and my words are larger and…

That looks beautiful. Can I get delivery?

Not a very good picture (certainly not as good as ones taken by the photographer I traveled with, Joy Asico (asicophoto.com), but this at least gives you a sense.

or maybe, you know, just eat something else? I mean, do you* really have to find a way to try to eat every last living organism on the planet?

A strange brown liquid that somehow got underneath the crisper even though the logistics of that happening was impossible (this was a few years ago with a different refrigerator).

The mystery foil pack. It’s been in there for months, yet it’s hot.

Two jars of fridge pickle chips and jalapenos. They were tasty discoveries.

“The Government doesnt do ANYTHING to help us”

No joke, back when I was in high school, I wrote a report about the USS Monitor vs CSS Virginia (ex-Merrimac) battle of the ironclads and called it Ferrous Duelers Face Off.

Ferrous Duelers’ Day Off?

Hello again!

This looks tasty, but I don't care for shrimp. I wonder if you could substitute chicken?

Fuck off with the sanctimonious posturing.