“You’re just jealous you don’t have the resources to turn your own stupid ideas into self-promotional circlejerks.” -a typical Tesla fanboy response

So, an American version of the classic British bread pudding called French toast casserole.

Tesla Cultists

We learnt in ground school that it’s the helicopters ugliness that makes the earth reject them.

Not surprising, coming from a company that identifies as an engine company, not a car company.

I would rock that smock so fuckin’ hard.

I mean, who would want to drink water, like from a toilet, for a hangover.

As dogs and wolves are both Canidae. I see where you’re goin’ with this.

It’s all about the B-complex and a rasher of bacon for, you know, electrolytes. 

BOOO! :)

Wait! What?

Amyl and the Sifters

The obvious choice is EVA Unit#2

Missed opportunity to call it Grand Ole Donkey

I remember hitting refresh over and over while that thread blew-up. This is the most fitting conclusion to the brilliant abserdity that was SA in the early 2000's.

Those were the Whole Foods crickets.  Same as the bodega crickets but in a nice tin with a penny farthing on the label.

Some humans, you mean. :)

Yup, until such time that I can’t afford to.

Our traditional “Putin’ up the lights’ drink is a Polar Bear

My that’s a lot of smoked cheese!