Well, as Dewars is to Scotch.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. drops the mic!

DEES chocolate covered almonds.

Twix has shortbread.  M&M’s are the shittier version of Smarties so...CYA.

Agreed 100% Milky Way has to go based on the contestants.

Based on all the bit marks around the hole, I’d say the secret is vodka.

You have obviously never experienced the effects of my Tartare de boeuf et cornichon avec frites.

Total deal breaker.  Almost as bad as pronouncing H “heich”

Colheita White Port.  All the raisin flavor, none of the raisin texture.

Raisins make you poop.

You want to see colonialism in Vietnam just look at the last 10 years of economic growth. The only difference between then and now is which country the ruling class was born.

5-point harnesses are more likely to cause rustled jimmys.

I’m the same. Things that happen during qualy or during the race adds context that changes why or who I root for.  

It was akin to that move shown in that post from Friday about SMART car racing

Totally agree. Also, I find the narrative Hogan’s trying to drum-up in this post to be fucking annoying.

My Wrangler came with the factory carpet cleaning option.  It works every time it rains.

OK Lauren, I’ve got 13 days to get out of the greys... I need a platform to express my very well curated Mitch Marner burns!

I was setting you up for “Not really”.

To be fair, the simple act of living in Winnipeg makes one ‘contemplate their options’.

Based on my Google-foo, HDP means “son of a bitch”. How awesomely quaint.