Fuck you Boomers AND your opposable thumbs!

Does it come in other styles?

Wholeheartedly agreed! I pepper my conversation with it for that very reason.

Cute right?  It comes from the same person that says “steal my fender”.  We don’t correct her.

They’re like little Vladimir Harkonnen. Now get out of my head!

Connotative semantics at my house:

Then you add in hyperbole, master-strokism (just coined that), and a dash of narcissism and there you have it: Internet Comment posted.

Since Doubblewhopper2.0 posted such a shitty picture (sorry), Corvette Rally Wheels are the king of hubcaps imo.

This...I mean...it does something to me.

Congrats on surviving your first week!

Wait ‘till the new Spurlock piece drops on Friday...

What what?

Perfect post for this:

Use it instead of Hake to make fake crab et al.

they’re little assholes and I love them.

“laser-focused” is a catch phrase almost always used by C-suites when the organization they run is nothing close to being laser-focused.

Ranier Wolfcastle should have lent Ketchup his safety goggles.

The default view is “Latest” meaning that the posts aren’t ranked, their chronological. I’ve never seen a ‘stickied’ post...just the most popular posts in the banner area.

Clamato has the oyster part covered.  Just pour.

And God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the face of all the earth, and every tree with seed in its fruit; and then you fuckers throw them at one another!?!”