My favorite part about the internet is that it allows you to enjoy every minor asshole from around the world, not just the nearby ones.

Tin-snip charging cord. After you unplug it of course, you wouldn’t want this story to get more Florida than it already is.

I love this.

Is ‘interesting’ your polite way of saying ‘hot mess of a design clusterfuck?’

plus it distracts them from Elon Musk so....

Your scene is dead Steve, DEAD I say.

A hint o’ sea sounds good on paper, but based on my other culinary forays into the ‘sea animals other than fish’ category (seal, Minke, Puffin), it comes off as a hint’o the inside of a fish cooler instead.

It’s my pet name for Wilford Brimley...WHEN KINJA EDITING IS FUCKED

I want a set of ice cream bowls with Ed Brimley’s face on the bottom with the caption “diabetes”

That car is NOTHING without a dragon mural. 

Yes, and append every one with moist

At least they had better foresight than the founding fathers of Shithole Idaho. 

I can see the reasoning but also think that a grilled steak has it’s own merits beyond 100% maillard. The whole social benefits of BBQ cooking for one. If I have my choice, I’m certainly in the butter basting skillet camp (or is that lodge)

The greatest, most umami version of Doritos is Ketchup. Imagine a Nacho Cheese Dorito sprinkled with ketchup flavoring.

Oh....don’t give them any ideas to add more C8 content.  What’s the over/under on 6 posts next week?

Yetiism 

Dr. Bill Carpentier, Canadian, was the mission Doctor and stayed with them during quarantine.  I don’t think that it was planned but he and the engineer both got moon dust on them when they were extracting the samples from the command module so all 5 had to go.

Oh shit, has anyone noticed this yet??

Dang, I can barely keep up with Dark Souls lore, let alone Christianity. 

Yeah Kyle