no, but the stump beside that plastic delineator (and behind the hay bale) sure will...

looks like one of those orange plastic traffic bollards covered in road dust to me....

some BODY once told me

I’ve been making spaghetti wrong.

Funny, My Dad had an infinite whisky bottle when I was in 8th grade...it just  got weaker and weaker. 

Butter baste in a searing hot cast iron pan makes for a great crust on a sous vide steak.

You’re going to get flamed by all the Kinja Nusret Gokce’s in the comments...but I’m fine with this as a guide for someone that has absolutely no fucking idea how not to ruin a steak. You gota start somewhere.

In keeping with the GMG aesthetic, headline shoulda read “This is why our love for Star Wars is problematic.”

Are you saying that it’s on par with some of Peak’s other commissions?

Is that Horizon: Zero Dawn cosplay?

Yeah the lines make waaay more sense in the two tone.

Riley, I got one word for you...spatchcock

Hey Jalops,

Kristen had a good take today, damn it!

I think the Datsun’s shitty life is suppose to personify Bruce’s shitty life.

The only reason that car isn’t a small heap of redish powder already is because it lived its life in Vancouver.  Anywhere else in Canada it wouldn’t have made it out of the ‘90s

If the RAV4 is a purple 2-door, it has my vote.

I agree on the TSA lines for sure. The terminal design isn’t great (one long macaroni shaped corridor), the amenities are sparse and it takes forever to get between terminals because they are so spread out.

Weirupid