You must be unfamiliar with Babish. Of course these dishes actually exist. Highlighting real dishes that show up in pop culture is the point. 

When they plug in the IV drip they’ll be confused about how your veins are filled with vinegar sub dressing.

For comparison’s sake, typical seawater contains about 35g of salt per litre.

I dunno. I feel like if someone ate that sandwich in one sitting their kidneys would fail. Or at least cry.

Fold it into a chicken parm pasta taco and you’ve got yourself a... Hh... hrgh... H-Hold on.

Saw your comment, went to the article, got to the sandwich, returned to your comment.

Makes sense. It’s out of character for all of them, then. This one feels particularly tonedeaf.

Yeah. Not sure what happened to the real Salty. This is super out of character.

If it’s slow, and we’re in the midst of cleaning and closing up, you better believe that we are going to trash talk the shit out of you if you show up 15 minutes before closing time.

Sorry. List incomplete without Ruffles.

does he ever. have you seen pictures of him smiling? SWOON.

What is the mind? What is matter? Never mind. HEH HEH

“Behold, the ultimate creation of your feeble imaginations, set forth from my portal!”

Conkeldurr, the grandpa nose pokemon.

What kind of goddamn name is GURDURR

Hey. Deus Ex: Mankind Divided is five bucks on steam. Buy that instead. Screw Bethesda. No amount of trophy support can excuse this. I’ll do something else, thank you.

Right? Here I am hyped for trophies for one of the best games of all time, then they pull this shit. Sorry, no money. I can go without trophies and just play the version still on my PC.

Revisiting old games that I've meant to play for ages. Aside from the huge resurgence of minecraft, I'm playing Lunar Silver Star Harmony. A remake of a remake of a Sega saturn rpg. I love it. 

All you need to know about me. Really. You see someone getting offended about their own body and that's all you need to know. Good. 

Right? At the time, it was like, hell yes I’m gonna shoot some goofy goblins in the face. And then you *did*