One more shout out for the Hot Ones interview. It’s SO good.

“Because, teeth.” Is succinct.

Had a friend who worked behind one of those hot deli counters at the grocery store. Loaded up a big box full of various deep fried goodies, got to the cash register and slapped the price sticker on it.

“Enjoy your small potato wedges”

kinja how do i do negative stars

You can avoid playing ground zeroes. TPP is absolutely amazing from a gameplay perspective. The story has a lot of problems, but if you go through and kinda ignore it you’ll have a blast. 

Oh sweet, I’ve been meaning to have a reason to reinstall the phantom p-

Is there liver in the chopped chicken liver?

Any excuse to listen to Papa Roach again

If french breakfast is black coffee and a cigarette, what’s black coffee and a bowl?

I’ve been doing this for a while. It seems like I can only get household chores done with a buzz. My job being cleaning all day is part of the laziness, but get a couple beers in me and I’ll clean the FUCK out of those dishes.

Well, I’m drinking more. I can only assume so is everyone else.

I mean, if the not-bad cops aren’t doing anything to stop the bad cops, doesn’t that make them bad cops, too?

Better idea: Give us a month for each expansion we bought at full price.

latona dual wielding clubs is my spirit animal

*braces for impact*

If you find yourself on the Ontario side, pay a visit to Cliffton Hill. Tourist trap, sure, but it’s also incredibly fun. Lots of silly attractions, big ferris wheel that you can see the falls from, and an arcade concourse with giant walls of toys and stuff you can get with tickets. You know, like when you were a kid.

Megaman Legends is my 100% go-to example to point at whenever I try to explain how much I love the ps1 aesthetic. Use the limitations to make things clear and cute and expressive. The games that aged poorly are the ones with squished low-res faces. I’m looking at you, solid snake.

Never saw any of the final destination movies. Just HAD to watch that clip.

Take it you didn’t read the comment about poverty being more than just money.

just fyi thank you for this. I wish I could spend as much time as you on people like this. Shit HAS to be called out.