Oh, my pleasure! Here’s a bonus round.

“Sentient Breadstick” was my old stripper name.

Saw this earlier and all I could think was that it looks like a sentient breadstick.

I disagree.

Haunted kale.

that’s the impression I get, too!!!! I get the impression from his body language and all that she tore him a new one and he’s seething about it because how could a WOMAN talk to him like that.

Oh I bet she handed it to him in the private meetings. When the reporter asks if they discussed NATO and Trump takes a sec, and then he says “Talked about many things” you can tell he’s pissed oh I hope she said something witty and cutting and smart and it sticks in his orange craw for all eternity.

She might miss Obama as much as we do.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

What more can Frau Merkel be asked to endure from Republican presidents?

I am making the exact same face as the little blue guy on that package right now.

The response from the N.C. Democratic Party was beautiful.

Gamers are so coddled these days. Why, back in my youth, moons threatened all life as we know it, FALLING FROM THE HEAVENS THEMSELVES!

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

It was then that Fujibayashi and his team realized they’d made something special a very big mistake.

Reminds me of trying to get into a shrine for 20 minutes last night. Surrounded by spikes, I climbed a mountain to glide into it. Shrine was in shallow water. Forgot I could freeze that to get over the spikes. Didn’t realize until afterwards when I had finished all the water puzzles inside the shrine that I had…

A Million Ways to Die in Hyrule

The internet was famously slow in 1862.

This is the worst thing. Seriously, when you get the thing for the thing but not the thing? I hate that.