I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

Now we know what to call him. Thanks, Sean.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Marisa Tomei probably feels vindicated right now. This proves that if the wrong name is announced by mistake, they will correct it swiftly and everyone will look embarrassed.

Their goal was to raise $20k in a month; it took three hours. That was pretty incredible. They’re saying any future funds raised will be donated to Jewish charities to deal with any other potential events. A wonderful, open gesture of caring from one threatened community to another.

Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

“It’s ironic that no matter how many times he talks about this that it’s never good enough.”

I wish I was RuPaul.

“Cate. You look award-worthy, but your lip sync was mostly Babel...”

These memoranda really are worst-case scenarios. Under these changes, people whose only “crime” was to be arrested for disorderly conduct will be considered an enforcement priority, even if the charges were dismissed. As much as people who oppose undocumented immigrants don’t want to admit it, our immigration…

The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

“In this family, you don’t need to have black skin, but you need to have thick skin.”

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

Yeah, a documentarian’s (unquantified) assertion about crime on Tucker Carlson transformed into a full-on terrorist attack in the mind of the American President which should alarm no one and is very normal, very smart, not at all dangerous.

I assume it’s something more along the lines of “CEO’s have an important role in an organization, but are not worth 200x the average employees salary”.

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

Also not at all baffling because Kate McKinnon is a treasure and supremely talented and can play any part. The fact that it would piss of 45 even more is just icing on the cake.