It may have been considered rude in the past to explicitly state “no kids” on the invitations, but this is 2015. People don’t all live in the same town and know the bride’s mom who is traditionally the Chief Disseminator of information of that kind. So if you don’t want kids at your wedding, SAY SO. It’s rude not to,…

But his horse died in the Swamp of Sadness.

I was on a flight once and the flight attendant was handing out full cans of pop to people and just before we landed, she gets on the speaker and says, “As most of you figured out, today was my last day. I hope you enjoyed the full cans of soda and the three bags of snacks!” And the plane gave her a standing ovation.

More realistic than Pennsatucky’s magical perfect teenage (?) boyfriend of respect and orgasms.

This have been a topic for an entire episode on old show “better of ted” where the all new building’s sensor for responsible for automating many thing unable to see black people.

White gorillas, always trying to make it about them

“What about me?”

I love green peas.

BANNED.

Dismissed, blocked, and flagged for hate speech.

Literally more offensive to me than Piss Christ.

THIS IS A FUCKING PERSONAL ATTACK ON ME AND EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN

It’s like, just spit in my fucking face

Agreed. I hope they find out a gay man (me) is admiring them.

Someone get a cinderblock.

So...what, they’re doing their impressions of their favourite confederate soldiers?

those are some pretty good butts tho

This is a really awkward thing for me and my pegging fantasies.

Delightful.

Some viewers simply mocked the angry but mistaken man.