Also: Big Boo.

I don't know how this happened but one time my parents and I accidently got behind the last car in a gay pride parade. We didn't even realize we were in the parade until we saw the drag queens on the street and the one riding in front of us. We did the only thing we could do and started smiling and waving.

I am an up and coming comedienne. My main goal is not to make money. I’m in school for other things. If I get big enough to open for someone on a tour, to go on a tour myself, or get recognition, that is wonderful. But for me, right now, it is the most cathartic thing for me. It makes people laugh, it makes me feel…

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.

My dad’s been like “well YOU didn’t call either”. What the everloving fuck. You’re the parent and you went away.

I’m basing my support for them on the fact that he says they could have called him. Therein lies the hallmark of every narcissist father. If you’re the parent, you’re the one who picks up the phone, you’re the one who visits, you’re the one who is there.

Here’s the thing about being the child of a parent who abandons you, and then subsequently the child of a loving stepparent: IT’S NOT THE KID’S FAULT THAT YOU LEFT AND SOMEONE ELSE WANTED TO LOVE THEM. My own mother is super bitter about the acknowledgment my stepmother gets on Mother’s Day, but you know what? If you…

I’m always sad that the “4 little girls” never have their names mentioned. They were Addie Mae Collins, Cynthia Wesley, Carole Robertson and Carol Denis.

This is so moving, Hillary. Thank you, and a very genuine, “Thanks, Obama.”

They put it back up. The state law requires the flag to be flying, so that’s that.

from Ava DuVernay:

“WaAaAah!!!! We have to start treating Gays & Lesbians like human beings! WaAaH!!!”

Writer: Woody Allen

There was a post going around Tumblr not too long ago talking about how we need a Vin Diesel x The Rock romcom where they raise a bunch of kids while working undercover for the government. I have NEVER wanted something so badly in my life. (Not even financial security.)

Sex. Its acceptable during sex.

Spanking into a hat on the subway is also not acceptable.

Slaves did not lose their dignity because the government allowed them to be enslaved. My employees did not lose their dignity because I kept trying to show them my dick and putting my pubic hairs on their drinks. If we’re being honest with each other, I’m not sure what the word dignity means. What’s happening, again?…

Clarence Thomas talking about dignity is pretty rich all things considered.