I personally hated the Kennedy “Roar” lip sync. She wasn’t really in tune with the song, just pulling out all the stops from the get go, whereas Katya built with the song (not that I think Katya’s performance was stellar, but Kennedy’s was not a performance, it was an erratic everything but the kitchen sink). Truly…

Science has already come up with a solution for this:

Wait, that’s my story too! Except my adoptive mother died of cancer when I was 11 and I emancipated myself from my father when shit with him really hit the fan. You really aren’t alone because we have twin lives.

I would like directions to get off Weepiness Street because I have a meeting in 5 and need to get my shit together after that story.

She also just did an Ask Me Anything (AMA), though didn’t get to my question :_(

Nah, Batman is an orphan with money. Big difference.

Honestly, I'm sure everyone at school still said it, just never to me again.

In high school, the reply “your mom” was super popular where I was (possibly years after it was popular everywhere else) and people used it constantly. Because I have a super dark sense of humor, I waited and waited for the perfect time when someone would thoughtlessly say that to me and it finally happened one day…

I dunno, he didn’t include a pic of known baby, Ariana Grande.

The best Jonah insult has got to be Catherine describing him as the police sketch face of a rapist.

What Hollywood will hear is that there are over a billion extras to support their white cast :-/

Parks and Recreation. I love you and I like you.

Come on, NBC executives. Get on your feet. Get up and make it happen.

Cannot unsee!

The middle picture looks like the sweetest little naptime fisting to ever occur.

Can we just link to Leslie's speech at the end whenever anyone asks a woman from now on whether she is trying to have it all or if it's even possible for a woman to have it all?

I must have that diver!

I must have that diver!

You should definitely keep trying if you thought parts of the first episode were funny. It gets so much better than that.

Also, everything being in NYC is lame, but this is the first show I've ever seen that actually meaningfully captures the diversity and weirdness of the city (and not just in a "hey, look, there are…

A line of cutouts on Maisie's dress perfectly aligns with the hedges in the first picture, which is making my brain hurt trying to process the weird optical illusion it creates.

#leslieknopeheadlines