Also, you know, that actual wizard they had on Farscape. Forget his name (I'm sure it was something sinister), one of the lesser bad guys from the early seasons.

Hmm, I wonder if the Technomages are sufficiently lampshaded that they don't qualify here? After all, they use science to achieve the illusion of magic, just don't ask how.

Thoren Smallwood?

No, both the pea-sized and sun-sized balls are solid in this example.

Oh sure, I was just being pedantic.

The Household Visitor a silverfish.

Yeah, I was erring on the side of lumping them in under "Christian", could certainly count them, though.

Scientology is the largest religion founded anywhere on Earth in the last 200 years

Scientology is the largest religion founded anywhere on Earth in the last 200 years

Yes, they aren't looking for raw numbers, rather they're concentrating on the high-profile, high-margin "luxury" religion segment.

Soo... why doesn't anyone care where Jason is?

I agree (see above), but I don't think Mr History Teacher (what the hell is his name, anyway?) is deluded, or even all that optimistic, I think he just feels it's important to put on a show of optimism, both for his kids and for the people under his command.

I've figured out the major twist on this show.

I guess I've become cynical in my old age, as I didn't think that was worth my time. Somehow I doubt I would still be watching if this was the first season.

Who is buried in Shakespeare's tomb?

So, about half of this is the vampire babysitter / faerie high school / teenage witch nonsense - what's the target audience for those exactly?

I'm honestly not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

No big loss.

Is there some reason action movies can't have plot or character development? Are they somehow harmed by these things?

Car Pope means that there's a Car God out there