It's funny how you give a shit that I give a shit. I don't give a shit if you all hate me or if I'm annoying. I'm not here to please you. Weird.

More evidence that Gronkowski is a thoroughly unlikable person.

Watching Mark Sanchez succeed (at least relatively) in Philadelphia has been really enjoyable. It proves he wasn't the problem.

If I were a professional football player with a contractual obligation to speak to the media and I was refusing to, like an asshole, it would be pot calling the kettle black.

Is that the bar for things? Whether or not you've heard something?

No, because you have to turn the name into an acronym, and then, and only then, is it a misspelled racial slur, if you also mis-pronounce the racial slur.

What do you know about him?

He's acting like a 12 year old. He's hardly the only player with frosty relations with the press but he is the only one getting fined 100 large for it. Why? Because he's so positive and reasonable?

There's absolutely no comparison to any part of Rosa Park's story. It's really, really inappropriate to make the comparison, if only because it makes no sense.

You think United's flight attendants are not getting enough gluten? Why?

That's seems implausible.

You're probably right. Nobody, at all, in Seattle wants to hear a single world from him. Ever. That seems totally plausible.

A) That's not always true. There are some pretty vindictive people working in airlines these days.

Maybe they're so nice because they don't have to deal with the public. United's flight attendants and customer service reps are unforgivably rude and I can't count the times I've seen them act with what can only be described as malicious intentions.

There's a fine line between refusing to be walked on (because there are 300-odd other people on the plane now in need of a new flight, who have no compunction making that happen if you'd rather be polite) and being rude. Don't be rude, but don't let anyone take advantage of you.

You gotta admit, sometimes the ARE trying to intentionally screw you. I mean, have you ever MET anyone who works for United?

Writer says: let's have an open honest and frank discussion about divorce.

And by Piss away you mean waste it on sponsoring a toxic brand instead of a gold standard brand. They literally can't afford the bad publicity.

Uh yeah it reaches a global market with a message of corruption and human slavery. Not a good look for a brand, particularly anyone that needs some sprucing up.

Is this some of your legendary trolling? I'm really, really unimpressed.