Because he doesn't like you enough or seem to remotely be appreciative of you (the fan, singularly and collectively).

Well, then, it sounds like you'll have to look at something beyond pure ball-playing ability, in which case you can easily knock out a shitload of those people. Clemens, Schilling, Bonds and McGwire should be easy to remove from consideration on account of them being raging assholes who don't deserve a place in…

It's weird you don't feel shat upon. Because that's exactly what he's doing.

Gosh, what a novel idea — interactions with the media sometimes lead towards opportunities to talk about things you want to get out there!! There are tons of ways to handle reporters who ask repetitious or irritating questions that don't include acting like an asshole. Reporters are there to vacuum up whatever you…

They're sports reporters. That's what they talk about sports. It's relevant, because he's a professional athlete.

That's part of the job. But the game and the interest of fans goes beyond the time on the field. He's a big part of that. It's not unreasonable to hope he would share some of his thoughts with his fans. It's very reasonable in fact.

Uh, there stories would be better if he answered many of those questions.

They profit off his comments? No, they profit off of providing fans with things they want to know. And who cares if they "profit"? You just commented on this website, which profits off your thoughts... The Seahawks profit off his play... what's your point?

Typically, you don't start an interview with the five-part question asking the subject about their personal life philosophy, especially if they're known for speaking at all. What they're doing is tossing him softballs — broad, easy-to-answer, inoffensive questions — that he can talk on in so many different ways that…

Maybe. But I'm not a professional athlete. It's not my job to behave with common decency to my fans.

What an asshole.

Yeah, but if some government could make it happen, it's China.

It looks very much like a photo op to me. There were more pics in US and NY Post. She almost certainly knew they were there. Everyone else's images are too crisp. And she was poolside at a resort.

So, Jezebel SHOULDN'T mock TMZ?

It's not just "like", you are. Except your panties and bra might cover more than some bikinis.

She's in Hawaii.

TY. You'd be surprised at how many people talk shit to me about glutens and carbs and blood sugar. It'd be like if I tried debating Dutch real estate prices with you. Why would I do that?

I wouldn't say that she looks better than my wife did at that point, because my wife looked beautiful, of course, but you know, if I weren't a considerate husband, and I was speaking objectively, I might say that.

Makeup or something... I mean, a lot (if not almost all) of these paparazzi shots of celebs poolside or at the beach are not actually spontaneous. Given that, it wouldn't be shocking to think that she put something on to cover them. Also, photo selection — the photos TMZ chose to use, the photos the photog gave…

I would be shocked if she didn't know the paparazzi was there.