Last night, lack of defensive talent wasn't necessarily on display. It looked like dudes who didn't know how to play defense. That corner, man. But he looked so out of his league that it felt like it couldn't possibly be incompetence, but rather he had no fucking idea what he was supposed to be doing, and nobody was…

The Bears could've held the Packers to 20 points and Cutler still would've lost the game.

It is fair — if you're a Bear's quarterback, the one thing you need to be able to do is beat the Packers. Same with the Packers QB — gotta beat the Bears consistently. Or at least fucking show up to the game.

Also, you know, my tax dollars are paying for that bullshit.

Could they bring a tank? Would you be cool with that?

Fantasizing about being under attack by cartels? Definitely a Tea Partier.

I really don't have any complaints about Taylor Swift, but more of a booty would be pretty, pretty, pretty amazing.

There was also a lot of seriously sketchy shit going on with the money.

Interesting. I wasn't arguing about the book — I was arguing about oversharing. You seem to think that merely the ability to tell a book-length quantity of stories, regardless of quality or content, makes a great autobiography. I would argue that simply telling lots of stories is not at all the criteria for a great…

So, you're just going to give up on this one? Fine with me.

As a human being, I have the context that sharing stories about looking inside your toddler sister's vagina and finding pebbles is... to much information.

I don't have an opinion on it. I have an opinion about oversharing.

I did not. Should I?

He's kind of more of a humorist. He doesn't tell the story of his life, he tells stories from his life. And some of his books have been less successful than others. But when he's good, he's very good. That said, the ability to write a book full of weird things isn't what makes David Sedaris wildly successful. He's…

Because it means they wrote a shitty autobiography. The point of a good autobiography is for a person to share relevant, interesting, enlightening, meaningful, etc. details... not every weird thing. That story isn't about sexual assault, but it is wildly inappropriate to share.

So, I'm the only one who knew that Stephen Hawking occasionally turns up at strip clubs?

Seriously, if it wasn't bad enough going as a dude who's into attacking women for sexual reasons, he's a goddamned Canadian radio personality. It'd be like if someone went as Peter Sagal, if Peter Sagal punched women while forcing them to have oral sex with him.

Either way, the possibility that's it's Louis C.K. should be examined.

Can we talk about how at 2:14 in the video, a man who looks astonishingly like Louis C.K. in a tracksuit wanders over to get involved?

Different molesters get different rules, and sometimes no rules. As for being near schools, that's a jurisdictional issue.