That's not my fanfiction.

Oh, I see - it’s all about ethics in microtransactions.

Wonderwoman was watching Comedy Central at 2am, saw a Girls Gone Wild ad and thought, I could do this.

Don't tell Batman. He'd be crushed.

that's not how that lasso works

No surprise... Wonder Women is into it.

Those shanties were one the best parts of the game, it made it just that much more immersive.

I feel this is appropriate

Oh man, this story was harder to interpret than James Joyce but SO worth it!

A friend of a friend apparently slept with Henry Rollins, and when he came, he yelled ‘FEEL THE SEED OF ROLLINS!’.

If a slightly-to-moderately popular band gets more famous I’ll have a story. A pending sexual investment, if you will.

Imma come back in an hour after more people have gotten a chance to comment

This is great Kinja

For what it’s worth, I heard a similar story about John Mayer doing the same thing to a friend of a friend (I know, a very credible source) after a show he played in Toronto. EXCEPT while he was jerking off up on to her he repeatedly said “Tell me you love my music! Tell me you love my music!” !

Jack White, what a gentleman. Taking his cues from Derek Jeter, I see.

Good god. It's like the mid-nineties got duped into spending way too much money on ombré highlights and see-through dresses.

I’m a woman of color and I think she is an asshole therefore unlistenable. Also I’m praying this is sarcasm. If not I’m praying for you.

Hopefully it’s his mother.

Crooked hat? Punchable face? Deuces sign post 2005? Rape shirt? Fucking humanity

I am going to repeat my last comment about the little known fact that Coachella is French for: Douche Parade.