i look forward to future spy movies where they discover the disc they were looking for was on the person’s watch face the whole time.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Manziel plans to move to Las Vegas and hopes that the Oakland Raiders will eventually join him there in 2017.

He also wanted to remove an ‘n’ from Cincinnati to save money on printer ink and because nobody would actually notice.

Pete Carroll will reassure Mike Brown that the extra jet fuel will not burn hot enough to melt the plane.

You think he lets them take a Jet to St. Louis? That’s bus distance.

This reminds me of the Hard Knocks episode where he is talking about being annoyed with a player holding out because he wasn’t honoring his commitment (but at the same time happily pocketing money as they cut non-guaranteed money for players when waived.)

And now he’s shilling for that hair restoration clinic? Talk about shameless plugs.

Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

Um, that’s not the point at all lol. You wouldn’t fix this to avoid “accidental hacking.” You would fix this to avoid people using a known exploit intentionally get access to your system.

If only there were a character in Star Wars canon known for his propensity to shoot first...

Both are excellent choke artists.

He’s more like a stormtrooper, missing all those shots.

I agree with your original post wholeheartedly, but c’mon, that was funny. Lighten up.

This comment reads a lot better if you picture it being spoken from atop a literal soapbox.

Ironically, so did Pete.

Amazing! That cheeseburger could pass for a 2014 model.

I've read Deadspin for years, and this is the first time I've laughed so hard I had to sign up and comment. Well played. I'm a wife who has a wife and we both laughed our asses off.

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