You forgot to say “Get off my lawn”

Blazing to 3000 now!

Exactly what I did.

As a Virginia Tech alumnus, every one of these articles is a figurative dagger to the heart.

I’ve noticed that too. And the facebook captions are always one word (“Whoa”, “Cool”, Neat”) or short phrases (“Not Cool”) that add absolutely nothing.

Moby has got some skills.

The (relative) lack of jokes in the comments is telling.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Wilikers Albert - I’m pretty sure that this isn’t the first time you’ve told me that something is “Just the Best Thing to Do”.

That being said, I’m going to cook the shit out of a whole fish this weekend.

I hope a picture of a celeb eating Subway with an Apple Watch on pops up. Gotta find out if these things work like double negatives.

This is bananas. No wonder he has not produced a website - apparently he’s too busy Facebooking himself and adjusting his tinfoil hat.

Glad I’m not alone.

This also bothered me. I’m glad I’m not alone.

I fell asleep shortly after reading this article and had a strange dream where I dropped some N-bombs in a press conference and then tried to convince people that I had actually said “Knickers” in a British accent instead.

I’m re-evaluating my life today.

They're putting their east coast brewery / brewpub in Richmond, and I couldn't be more excited.

If you get a chance to try some of their rarer offerings in bombers, definitely do it. In general they're excellent spins on Tripels and Quads. Their Tripel reserve is particularly great.

This is insanely impressive, but I'm almost more impressed at the skill it took to design this level; they had to know every exploit possible to actually be able to beat it.

This stuck me as extraordinarily funny. Bravo.

Here's what google got me:

http://thebiglead.com/2015/02/02/vid…

"I've worked in this business 35 years. Skip outworks all of us. The hardest working guy when I got into this business was Jim Rome … That guy grinds it every day. You don't know anybody that works like him. This radio business I'm in is full of guys who…

There's only one place to go from here - Oakland Black, where all ridiculous coaches go to fade into the sunset.

Well said sir.