Rubbin’ is racin’!

Nah, he didn’t strategically bounce off the wall and keep going in a different direction without slowing down 

Wasn’t he in a movie once?

This one was crazy...

Many years back I was driving up the Grapevine, just cruising along in my trusty Valiant when this crazy trucker in an old Pete started chasing me...

I like leveling your character high enough so that you can adventure in regular clothes.

The dude dies and then you meet his wife and never bother to tell her. Scumbag Dragonborn.

If you’re about to be executed, stall for as long as humanly possible, because you never know when a dragon is going to show up.

The Prestige TV Show Hot Take Economy is extremely bad and dumb, but so is arguing that the way that we talk about and depict our world in fiction is irrelevant and not worth talking about in general. Granted that many people do it in a way that is stupid and wearying - that doesn’t invalidate the broader principle…

“What do we do about gun rights/control?”

“C’mon ref, that’s total bullcrap.”

It has a couple meanings. It can mean, “I’m a Coug!” as in, I attended WSU. It’s also the name of a campus bar, “the coug” so that’s what I was meaning in my comment. It’s also a euphamism for fucking up; as in , “yup, they Coug’d it.”

The Coug is one of the few college bars in Pullman. It’s a shit hole and I miss it dearly...

For some reason, I get the impression he’s a secret ZZU guy.

Imagine the look on the Raptor buyer’s face getting all Raptor seats, safe for the driver’s seat.

Similarly, modifying one of my new favorite sayings: If I had Trump, Hitler and Bin Laden in a room, and a gun with two bullets, I’d shoot Trump twice.

Honorable Mention to the Boganella Shotgun from Borderlands TPS.

If you combined the Jets 4 quarterbacks you’d have a mediocre third stringer. It would be a Voltron of suck.

Me after that last out. Go Dodgers.

There was a quote about one of these in Richard Porter’s book about bad cars that went something like, “Show it the same corner three times at the exact same speed, and it will do three different things.”