Soon.

There was this one guy at my high school. His first car (purchased in 1999) was a 1980 El Camino Conquista. It was beige/bronze with power windows/locks and working A/C - he was so proud of it. He also thought a 305 V8 made it a drag car. Idiot. Well, after about 8 months he blew the engine (big shock). What no one…

Forgot one

I think it was Saints Row where they had lines on the road that would direct you to your destination. I really liked that system.

Everyone knows reality has a liberal bias

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Are you kidding? They went out of their way to have someone cosplay as Speedy. That’s legit.

Now he truly henches for no man.

#24 would spin in his grave if he saw the sad state of that cosplay.

Henchmen of ill-repute:

Never Forget

“a mummified Peyton Manning”

It’s the tweets, it’s the tweets

why is sleeping a good thing? i want a president that has never slept, a president that doesnt need to sleep. when do Islams attack? while we are sleeping, those cowards. i want a president that can keep me safe like my dad kept me safe. he would watch me all night every night to protect me from Africans he said and…

My churl, my churl, don’t tweet at me;

Traffic sucks, so why not start your commute ooff with some tentacle porn?

I had a roommate who would shit on the floor. He went on to become a racist, MRA, conservative columnist.

I was surprised that The Fast And The Furious had only 12 gearshifts. I was wondering if we all were too harsh on them. But boy 2fast 2furious proved me way wrong.

At that point my thinking is if they can see me naked, they deserve to given all the effort they must have put into it.