Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I see the problem....you blew out your floorpan

I keep my mad scientist in the cage in my garage.

I imagine myself spitting acid whenever I do that, like a Space Marine, which I know makes me a sad geek but I don’t care.

He consulted Dr. Rockso

Track: Tuyo | Artist: Rodrigo Amarante | Album: Narcos

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

A couple errant henchmen have put up #24's Stanza in Detroit;

BECAUSE THE NIGHT

“Sorry honey, but I’ll be working late tonight at My Office.”

Pirates loose on the Palouse +1

More like Mike Leech

You...you killed him?

unless he was overly hairy, i bet he looked absolutely lovely in it.

Case in point:

Never write off bears. They remain #1 on the ThreatDown.

I forgot about Sunday football and payed for it. Drove from Glendale to Redondo right after the game got out - mistakes were made.

Why are the GOP vehemently clinging to the wrong side of this issue, even when it is losing them money and angering constituents?

Rather than purchase a car from either company, you can now invest directly in the Saleen-Hennessey Investment Trust (SHIT). There’s no more efficient financial instrument for disposing of unwanted capital.

People need to understand Saleen just blinks in and out of existence at will. They’re not bound by conventional corporate finances in much the same way as electrons don’t obey Newtonian mechanics.