Yeah that's cool and all but the real story in Fargo is that Alexis Texas is performing st the strip club tonight

Not as bad as the Ohio State marching band’s rendition of Sweet Child O’ Mine at Happy Valley.

Congratulations. As a token, accept this:

I am saddened to hear that when that baby hit 88 miles per hour, he did not, in fact, see some serious shit.

To be far, trying to forget the bad years is pretty common fan behavior when hope returns. Surely, as a Cougar fan, you can relate.

0 and 12, dude...

No. No one wants them to be good. Ever again.

Keep your stick on the ice.
Keep your dick in a vice.
Keep your slick feeling nice.
Keep your prick in the slice.

etc...

This post is skookum as frig.

Don’t forget to keep you slick on the ice/stick in the vice.

Quick tip:

Good news! I hear you can get a whole mess of money if that gets shared on Gawke-

Petition the MLB to change RBI to “right ball injury”, and order will be restored.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

It's always nice to see the community college you went to because you were unable to start out flat at a four year end up in the news

I’m not sure they can do that according to the rules- but if they can’t do that, they SHOULD be able to. Nothing tells people not to try decking an official like punishing the entire team for his stupidity by declaring an instant loss to them. Seems fair to me.

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic bear. He was lying on his furry, as it were hirsute, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his formerly bald belly now covered with brown hair on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in…

This is the only correct goddamn take and every clown who shows up at Lüftgëkühlt thinking their air-cooled 911 is an inspired, unique, #drivetastefully bit of outlaw counter-culture is deluding the hell out of themselves with a $2,000 Autodromo watch and a $50,000 car. Anyway, here’s my 924S