How the hell did Baghdad Bob get a job with Brietbart?

Reading breitbart is fun, whenever I need an alternative reality fiction story.

Brigham Hung

3rd & long

I didn't know John Cena went back to high school.

No wonder he’s a coveted recruit. He learned the game from his girlfriend’s brother, Manti Te'o.

Personal foul. Ruffin the pisser. 15 yard penalty. First down.

University of

It's strange. Trojans usually help protect that area.

What's the capital of Thailand?

That looked like a natural basketball move to me.

Hopefully nobody gets Suh’d over this infraction

Equally important: Drew Magary, USC quarterback.

Deflating balls is a serious offense if he’s looking to get drafted.

Geaux home, assholes

The “Jamarcus” and the “Team Instict” were really solid. Sadly, it’s going to be a bunch of harambe signs this year.

Dicks out, as they say.