This here? This is not wrong. Montreal fans are nightmares as well. “We have so many championship banners!” Yes, the most recent of which is old enough to legally drink, please get fucked by a moose.
Drew: I know you hate hockey because of some unspeakable horror back in your MN days, but you need to discover just how horribly shitty Chicago Blackhawks fans are. Excusing Patrick Kane’s (alleged) rape is just the tip of the iceberg.
I always sleep naked. Sure, the mattress store complained, but I’m the one buying the damn thing! The customer is always right.
Sleeping naked is awesome for those without testicles but sometimes, for those who do, it is more comfortable to had some cloth in between scrotum and leg. Breathes better; is cooler.
According to sources, the injury can be traced to earlier in the preseason when his mother was seen stepping on a crack in the sidewalk.
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“RELAX, SAID THE NIGHTMAN BOOP-BOOP!
I like caravans more
Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so alike. I’d like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you’d be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.…
Win all the medals, you get to dictate the terms.
Okay, so the Miata is out, meaning the Jeep Cherokee XJ can now swoop in and become the official vehicle of Jalopnik!
“XJ is always the answer”— I like the sound of that!
From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.
for some perspective on the size...
We Americans don't really grasp the complexity of monarchic bureaucracy.
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Question: What type of bear is best?
Pancakes freeze pretty well. So, you can also make a big batch and then just pop then in the toaster later on.
She’s a good bike, loves her rider
Loves wheelies and stopies too
She’s a good bike, crazy ‘bout track days
Loves apex’s and her rider too
It’s a long day livin’ in track garages
There’s a race track runnin’ through the yard
And I’m a bad rider, ‘cause I don’t even miss her
I’m a bad boy for breakin’ her forks
And I’m free,…