Asher Mir was consumed by the Vex network, so his only way of getting our attention was through code fragments. Actually, Asher voluntarily entered the Vex network and killed so many of them that they just said “Jesus man, fine, calm down! You can hang in here while the Pyramid ships take Io.” The lorebooks at the end…

But I have to wonder about the accessibility and approachability of one of my favorite games when a list of “big changes” is composed almost entirely of stuff that is utterly meaningless to anyone looking into the game for the first time.

No Yellowbird makes this list all bullshit. 

Oooook, but it literally has nothing to do with Untitled Goose Game. And everything to do with a subreddit joke when Hawkmoon was added into the game in Season of the Hunt. Someone joked they wanted a goose-themed ornament for it making the Honkmoon pun, then someone else created a cursed-looking mockup of it which…

If you’ve yet to join up: www.lynxlodge49.com/

Shit, that sucks. Lucky for me I just converted my garage into a stable. No project cars here. Just some well behaved horses that I’ve trained to never blink.

This is especially egregious since MLB has added that rectangle target right there above the plate.

What a woman. Petrolicious did a nice piece on here not that long ago

He might honestly be the most underrated great professional team sport player on the planet.

It’s telling that a review about Fortnite spends so much time not on the game itself, but the culture that surrounds Fortnite.

Oooh, E36 is the best M3, friend. 

The E36 M3 of 911s. A transition car that was never as iconic as what came before, and whose successors are arguably better cars.

The line between Elon Musk and LaVar Ball grows blurrier by the day.

If you have been around cars for any length of time, and don’t have a love/hate relationship with them, I’m not sure you can really claim any Jalop heritage.

I will forever be thankful to the SLR for giving us this wonderful gift:

On a train it’s the mile long club

I can’t be the only one relieved not to find myself in there.

“There’s less rules than on planes, and nobody gets dragged off through the aisle like on a plane. People have more time to go nuts and do crazy things.”