I know. Lagavulin 4 Life.

Whenever there is one and it’s in working order.

Archimedes himself began the construction with little more than a mirror alignment; da Vinci added the gearings; Newton the lenses; Galileo the prisms! All of the great poets, painters, scientists, alchemists and philosophers have had the orb in their hands.

The orb is a source of untold power! We must take our time and learn how to harness that power for the good of mankind!

Mercedes-Benz: Thanks for 100 years of competition. The 30 years before that were a little dull.

“Fired” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Mutually parted ways,” please.

The best reason for them would be to wait four years and then order the most iconic Cadillac ever made.

Kung-fu grip!

The Mom’s right hand—what a whammer!

Damn Subaru commercials.

Period... Hockey has periods not quarters

Hey hey hey. I don’t like the arc of this story. New Athletic Director Noah Whitman couldn’t even wait 40 days and 40 nights to measure Cubit’s development. Not a great way for the program to stay afloat.

Bad news for the car owner. Unless your insurance provider is dyslexic, your policy rarely covers “Acts of Dog.”

In all fairness, Crunchwrap Porchswings isn’t the first person to get fucked by something backed by Delta.

Complete cop out and bullshit. There are so many ways you can get a sense of how the game is without torrenting it. There are videos, live streams, etc. That is an unjustified reasoning for torrenting the game.

Everyone should know James K. Polk.

The perps were apprehended, queso closed.

“How many times do you roll up your sleeves? I almost always go twice: fold over on the line of the cuff then once more to lock cuff in place.”

If there’s one thing I learned on my first job doing tech support it’s that there’s no age limit on stupidity.

There’s a whole cohort of Yankees employees currently searching for the raccoon. The manhunt continues.