My car’s theme is: “Fuck it. It still runs.”

“Honey, the cupholder just called me a bitch!”

Is that right Barry? That is right Other Barry.

Or, even better, I had a friend who told me he put together two 4 banger honda engines side by side and connected them with tow straps (yes, really. Connected two engines with tow straps). Said he dumped it into a Subaru and blew the doors off in a drag race. YEAHHHHH OKAY.

Road-head activated turbo boost. You come... and GO!

DON’T KNOCK J.J. ABRAMS’ VOLVO!

STAGE 2 CLUTCH FOR FASTER!

Bludgeoning with a sword was useless against a man fully covered in steel plate. Two armored men with swords had to settle it in the grapple.

Last week Michigan-Michigan State, this week Florida State-Georgia Tech. The gods of the special teams demand a sacrifice or this will continue every week.

This is the perfect excuse for me to drag out this gif:

LeMons needs to put some sweet jumps in the track

Could be, but the doors all lock as soon as you move the shifter from park. It has similar sensation to TC engaging for a split second. It’s so slight I don’t really think much of it; she didn’t even notice until I pointed it out, but it is kind of bizarre.

I had a 1995 Ford E350 with FACTORY wireless/keyless entry AND alarm. This was a STARTLINGLY rare combination. It wasnt mentioned in factory documentation AT ALL, other than one page about the ‘Security Personality Module.’ No wiring diagrams, etc. No tech I talked to knew anything about this being an option on ford…

Ryan Kesler, is that you? Come on man, just use your real name, we won’t judge you for it.

This thing looks like a second grader's drawing of an airplane.