Ahh. SRT-what would we do without you?

GMC Typhoon (or its sister, the Sonoma-based Syclone), with ~300HP to move 3800lbs. 0-60 in 5.3 seconds, so you can wring it into a ditch faster than almost any other SUV. A crazy, crazy car that I wish GM had kept alive longer.

While making a blind left-hand turn at an intersection I smacked into a pickup truck driving the other way. Not only had I had my first car crash, it was my grandma's late-90's Pontiac Bonneville, and while we drove the car home the repair bills were more expensive than the value of the car. I felt positively awful…

I totally agree! Talk about bait and switch. Kind of ruined the movie for me.

The Countach just looks weary and dejected.

Man, beat me to it.

Buick Roadmaster Estate with the LT1. Because luxobarge.

Miracle Mile, where does it lead to...

Jeez. He just flies through the field.

I've heard all the car layouts you know test better than the car layouts I know.

Ferrari Daytona. Good God, just look at it.

Reading stories about asshat BMW drivers makes me feel guilty that I drive one. At least it's almost as old as I am.

His second choice is...a LeBaron?

Guess he's more of a Jon Voight fan than I am.

Now that I think about it, that confusion maybe had some lasting effects on some sex stuff I don't want to talk about.

It's always nom-line. Not as bad as I expected.

My uncle has one of these, and I got to sit in it. Awesome.

I never rubberneck, because I got into an accident while rubbernecking. I was 17 at the time and a newly-licensed driver. I was making a left turn at a T-intersection where there had been a serious accident, and turned a liiiiiitle too sharply (because I was being a dipshit an not paying attention) and clipped a…

I saw one of these on the Autostrada between Mestre and Florence when I visited in 2006. I never thought I'd see one so I was ecstatic.

At least they could have picked a better song. "Diane Young" kinda sucks compared to some of their earlier stuff.

God, that thing is freaky.