why didn't the girl on the right get the same dress?

@theladyvanishes: seriously. just like any where else. NYC just has a larger and more condensed population.

I just want y'all to know that I'm coming out with a new perfume called... *flips through dictionary.com's word of the day* "fustian". It smells like airy sea breezes and fragrant flowers, just like every other fragrance on the market.

Oh yes, and I love Milla Jovovich and I will hear NOTHING of her doing wrong.

I would totally wear Rose McGowans dress or Natalie Portman's.

The tagline of "surf baby" and "busy girl" make me want to vomit. She's a shark bite survivor, she should at least be a "big girl".

Little late to the show, but geez...

I edit photographs of myself - what I don't do is give myself a giraffe neck, anime eyes, a foot of extra hair or photoshop pounds off of my legs.

@pinkyBella: perhaps she is just a late bloomer, but will soon go through her rebellious phase. Sister Ashlee will loan her a lot of black eyeliner and Jess'll start writing bad poetry.

@hamburgerhotdog: it's also possible that this kid was the only one she could get to go on national television to talk about being a gay teen. If it's a zero-tolerance policy then many kids from those neighborhoods would probably never step forth and risk everyone knowing like that.

Jezebel, you're so full of good news this morning I bet you're going to post a story soon about a mother eating her daughter and throw in some sexual assault somehow in there.

Nicole Ritchie knows what she has to do. She's gotta smell his dick.

@girlboymusic: Technically, there's no term for a professional sub - a professional dominatrix can be a switch and take on both roles of domination and submission depending on what the client wants. Taking on a sub role does not make them any less of a dominatrix.

if a man is squeamish about my bodily functions, then he is not my man.

I would like to put an end to fuschia as a lipstick choice. It never looks right on you. Just ask Barbie(tm).

I'm a wacky organic nut. I'm sticking to my overpriced all organic facial soap-moisturizer-toner. Keeps my skin looking a-MAZING

oh yea, and I have a childrens book called "I'm the Biggest Thing in the Ocean" about a giant squid. I'd want my kids to love cephalopods too. It's such an adorable book!

@haguenite: OMG, i read that version of the Little Mermaid as a kid myself. I loved it SO much that I wish I could find my old book with the beautiful, bloody drawings.

"The Wolves in the Walls" by Neil Gaiman because the little girl in it is kickass.

I do love how the escorts at least just sat around playing Halo with them. Sure, it's a clever story but they know the difference between a 13 year old and a growth disorder.