I would have, but I called out today actually sick and can't afford to miss two paid days off. The timing is quite terrible for this sort of protest.

Movies like this always make me uncomfortable since I moved when I was 9 to a different state and lost all of my childhood friends, then come middle school my group of friends turned into assholes and I drifted for a while with absolutely no friends, then everyone I made as friends in high school I completely lost…

@LaComtesse: You will then need bigger boards with bigger nails!

@J.D.Regent: that's what the OP says...

@LaComtesse: This is why I'm not surprised that there's going to be an eclipse in 2012.

@YARLY: what.the.fuck.

@Archetype: mine too. I love the green of avocados and green tea ice cream. If I see that color, it makes me want to eat it. I have a bit of synesthesia with colors/flavour.

I can totally relate to this.

@MockTurtle: Those poor models look so miserable...

@EthelBromide: generally, having paint swooshes near one's crotch that slightly resemble pointy teeth does not induce feelings of "I wanna tap that".

Yaz certainly has been in commercials nationwide. I see them all the time...

@GOPG8R: YES! I have an expensive pair of 5" or somesuch stiletto heels that I put the petals into. I get to have barbie doll feet and be comfortable all night. The shoes themselves go along with the myth that expensive shoes = padded shoes. Otherwise if I wear high heeled shoes, they have a thick heels to…

Self deprecating humour gets old really fast. I get bored of it in my friends and potential mates because eventually, you start to see these traits that they're putting themselves down about and wonder why you'd want to be around him/her anyways.

I'm at 52% female, 48% male, but this is my work computer where I hit Firefox's clear all data every time I close the window.

@Hamsterpants: sounds like a fun sports team though.

@gluecake: hah "why do people give Ferrell so much credit for writing good comedies"?

Oh. It was written by Ferrell as well as Adam McKay. That sure explains why it looks and sounds so bloody awful. Why do people give Ferrell for writing good comedies?

I love Medea. I did my junior thesis based on her myth. She's actually the only kin killer who escapes unpunished in all of Greek mythology.

@girlhowdy: I almost always go bra-less as an owner of B's on a swollen day. Most of my sheer shirts also have a pattern so that it's less noticeable that my nipples are visible. I like wearing tight, stretchy tank tops in place of bras. The only downside is that I have my nipples pierced with barbells so I always…

Vogue, I'm going to kill you. Freaking out about armpit sweat is NOT necessary.