Clearly, you are doing it wrong. According to the VS models, we're all supposed to get rid of our nipples. You see, it is the NIPPLE that causes discomfort, sagging, etc. Now, when you remove the nipple, breasts fit perfectly into bras. And by perfectly I mean pressed up against your sternum. You too can have…

I feel like someone should try to write a book about revolution, filling it up with product placement in order to sell it to these bizarre readers and hope they'll get something out of it besides images of overpriced purses.

@CreoleSugar: true, though the report did also cover women going on welfare at a higher rate than drop out males and having lower rates of job stability. The depression bit isn't the only thing that stands out.

@ManhattanManHatin': I've seen so many guys get freaked out by being 'boop'ed on the nose... I think it's cause you can't help but give crazy eyes if you can do it with full seriousness.

I know a lot more successful male drop outs than female.

@dotcomdork: You would be incorrect and JUDGED! D:<

My picture has been the same since 2005 - A shot of my bare back in red light with a TMNT Mouser toy photoshopped onto my shoulder.

@dotcomdork: Ska! You receive one gold star! ...unless it's just pop punk with a couple of horns thrown in there type ska. Then you are JUDGED! D:<

@UnSeelie.: I have a friend who learned how to play the Legend of Zelda theme on the accordion and he's now my new hero...

@UnSeelie.: I am an accordion snob! A band ain't worth shit unless it has a good accordionist!

@miss.terious: nothing is safe from the wrath of the music snobs!

I am judgmental. I judge my friends by the music they like.

@KittenFluff: as you give them the tampon be like "you can be my prince charming!" and *boop* them on the nose with said tampon.

@formerlyzivah: When a guy is trying to cut in on dancing alone time, I generally shove them away, give them the death stare and shake my head 'NO'. It brings so much attention to them that they get embarrassed and shrink into the shadows.

I generally just turn my back on them and start talking to my beer about how precious it is to me.

I came from one of those lovely UMC families that strongly believed in the power of bribery.

gastrosexual just makes it sounds like he wants to fuck my tummy.

I don't lecture my friends about their weight, they don't lecture me about my smoking.

Sigh. I read about this problem on Gizmodo a day or few back. Yesterday (or was it the day before?) Giz also reported that hacking the iPhone to unlock it can also allow people to shut off the shutter noise.

When I'm working at home, I sit in a ratty old stuffed rocking chair and occasionally prop my macbook up on a table that is covered with about an inch of cigarette ash and old booze at any given time.