@I Will Not Stop Feeding My Fat Baby: Your screenname is filling my head with inappropriate thoughts!

Please excuse my awful spelling, the keyboard is all sticky again...

There's a whole SERIES off this shit. My friends an I email them back and forth:

@theladyvanishes: PS: it will look something like this book: [www.amazon.com]

@theladyvanishes: plus you can dye them to match your outfit. I can wait to match them up with my paisley dress!

I'm going to open up a posh pre-school and rake in the bucks.

It wasn't a diet, but at one point I was supporting a friend living with me on my own with a measly part time job. We would live off the jumbo sized bottle of vitamins I had, a 5 lb bag of white rice and bottles of Devil's Spring vodka. We lost so much weight during that time... ah priorities!

@ineffable.me: You mean the kind of music that promotes "nice guy" self-righteousness?

@LaComtesse: let's start making bookmarks that list how many product placements are in each YA novel. And like ninjas, we'll slip them into every book!

My hair is half shaved off. We must be in BIG trouble!

Keds remind me of Barack Obama...

I never share my emotions with other human beings anyways. Guy friends FTW cause they know that if they ask "are you OK/ What's going on with you?" the response is usually punching them, and they're cool with it.

@AnnieGetYourFun: that's been my thought for most every article/comment posted today...

@rah29: I still have my stuffed dilophosaurus sitting behind my sewing machine... it's a funny juxtaposition.

I was annoyed by the Gizmodo article this weekend that covered an animatronic t-rex from this con (that guards your room and runs around and everything!) that pretty much just said "this is for boys".

nerds = virgins? not where I came from. My dungeons and dragons game sessions usually ended in orgies...

I got my boyfriend a job where I work now. Does that count? I love sexually harassing him when the boss's back is turned.

honest to god, "you are my sunshine" makes me break down when I'm drunk.

@caffeine72: I got to dance with Eugene one night a few years back when he DJ'd at Mehanata (NYC gypsy bar). It was so dreeeeeeeeamy.

I think it's passing the buck to blame entirely one group of people and not look towards how your own actions can contribute.