@HeatherNumber1: yes, on the topic of personal responsibility. At which point, I think that bringing up these articles of clothing is a valid point.

this would be great if it wasn't in chocolate...

I really have no problem with this article. It's not like the guy is pushing towards legislation banning stupid phrased t-shirts and he's certainly not saying that we're at fault. I interpret it as "have some fucking self respect".

I am all about the business cards. When I'm drunk, I can put in names into my phone and forget who the fuck that person was. Business cards are good because I can usually remember talking to them about their jobs. And the same goes with people whom I give out my cards to - they know my name, how to contact me and…

I would like to remind this article about my favorite libido killer: whiskey dick

most men I know hate dark chocolate...

My parents would overreact to the slightest thing I did that I started lying just to avoid a simple scoff or eyeroll out of them, because it made me feel like such shit to think that I disappointed them. They would never praise me for telling the truth like I'd see on TV...

@SVreader: Same here. I can only stream stuff (no cable hookup at home, it's our choice) so I love these entries about awesome Lisa Simpson episodes...

I haven't, and as a staunch follower of heavy body modifications, I'm surprised that I haven't... will return after a google search.

@topsy: I don't think anyone is assuming that.

want!

@deuteragonist: I gave an exboyfriend the clap for his b-day (while we were dating). I love those things.

My boy's birthday is the 14th - I feel weird having him do stuff for me on his birthday. It's totally HIS day.

I'm confused... why wouldn't you leave a bath mat on the floor? Isn't it like, there to be stepped on? Or in my case, to cover the roach corpses and dried up vomit? (I really need to clean my bathroom after the heavy drinking of this weekend DONT JUDGE ME).

@TaraIncognita: that might just give them a crutch for ignorance about responsible birth control. Fear is a great motivator/educator.

fetuses are totally parasites.

I'm seriously debating to purchase a subscription...

@Tanith: yes, as in, a symptom of an STD. Those things people should watch out for if they care about their health or their partners'?

@Tanith: honest to god, I'm sick of people on BOTH sides trying to tell me how to groom my own fucking vagina.

I usually am incapable of crying unless I'm drunk - this includes funerals and sappy movies.