Mmm, skinny boys who look like cartoons... my first boy way that way.

I've seen groups of people do the domino-effect with their relationships, but I always blamed it on Mercury in retrograde.

It's no-shave February. Lay off the boys at LEAST until Mustache March.

I have about a .5-2 hour time limit on being around most of the people in my life. Except my boyfriend of 3 years. We live together, work together and we don't know the meaning of "personal space".

I think I ran into that crowd of girls on the subway a few days back. Stupidest. people. ever.

@dingosmom1: ever taken an anti-psychotic when you don't need it? I've had friends put on it by their lying families and over-zealous doctors... people get fucked up after it's been in their system for too long and then they try to get off it cold turkey.

@pink_orchid: I just don't know. it makes me cry sometimes, late at night...

@pink_orchid: I went on a hiking trip in senior year of high school. Ones of the hiking groups tries to make mac n cheese along the trail... it came out blue???

@hortense: sadly, no. I buy what looks to be the cheapest, yet least likely to kill me bag.

@AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: what about "moist panties"?

mac n' cheese is just damn good times, not bad times!

I don't think that period elimination has been done in such a way that won't lead to problems down the line, which is the only reason I don't take the depo shot or skip weeks of my bc pills.

@MissSmithDrankyourVodka: with our Happy Pills(tm) you won't be stressed out over things like "am I being creative?" In fact, you'll be entirely incapable of any sort of thinking to better yourself, falling in line with complicity.

But it's OK! We have a pill for you.

I'm with the whole "she should stop fucking around" party. It is the taxpayers' money, not hers to spend like that.

heh, daily cavity... perhaps we should make this section only entail anal beauty tips.

this was a pretty PG letter...

I love how all of us live in one of the most populated cities and we all suffer from social anxiety...

This is about as good as my friend's drug dealer turning himself in to the police dept for being a drug dealer one night while paranoid off acid. The cops kicked him out saying that he was wasting their time because he wasn't important enough for them to arrest him.

@J.D.Regent: that one is best.