@nikaoh: I do that to him... I don't feel ready unless I've read everything in my RSS feed.

When I find a nest of roaches in our apartment and am screaming and crying from the trauma of it all, please come into the room to help instead of continuing on your way to the computer. I'm a big girl who can kill the roaches 10 on 1, but not 100 on 1.

@hamburgerhotdog: oops... thanks

And seriously, give up the info on NYC Jezebel Facebook group...

I'm going to have a helluva time explaining to my friends that I'm ditching them to go to an internet meetup, but considering that half of them I know *from* the interwebs, it should be OK... If anyone wants to head into Brooklyn afterwards, I'm going to a bar off the first stop on the JMZ - my friend is thinking of…

From what I can tell, these guys never had the intense amount of media coverage before they broke down. A lot of these ladies did. I have yet to see someone of either sex end up more in the spotlight only after a drug scandal.

@meaghan2k: that would be absolutely brilliant!

My boy's birthday is the 14th. We never celebrate V-day, just take our friends out to a bar, get smashed, and get warm fuzzies over Mr. Gluecake in our lives.

Barbie had absolutely no influence on my drinking - seeing middle school girls who couldn't hold their liquor and smelled of vomit all weekend did more for me than DARE ever could.

@titania1285: hooray for sig. others who hate football!

sweet zombie jesus where'd they get those tits?

@blondegrlz: I do clean the house in a thong - I don't want to get dirt or cleaner on my nice clothes!

My fear of antibiotics not working is why I tend to use herbal remedies to cure things as well as not washing my hands unless they're filthy.

@TWSS: how does one get tested ffor that?

@ohgoodness: I take issue with anyone who'd make a movie and then turn around and say shit on it. If you have these morals, then how about NOT doing it?

I'm mostly annoyed at the way we're told that every thought in our head that isn't happy means something is wrong with you.

@Lymed: I said the Miu Miu was the exception.

What lazy poses... I would yell at them if they were my models.

and now my eyes are bleeding as well today...

@type_slowly: I saw the trailer during Persepolis on Friday!