Just 'cause folks are saying sex is better without condoms (which I agree with) doesn't mean anyone is advocating sex without condoms...

I was always hard-headed, as well as apparently being high-strung. Pretty much, if I got upset over ANYTHING I deserved to be insulted, which really didn't help much.

I was agoraphobic before the internet and I'll be that way afterwards. The internet lets me have actual conversations with people when normally I would rather die than try to call someone for a face-to-face discussion.

@Archetype: I chopped off most of my hair into a chelsea mohawk (long hair in the front framing my face. I also shave down the sides in the back. And the back hawk is like, 2 inches long. And I still spend about 30 minutes on my hair before I go out?!

@meaghan2k: gluecakese... like goatse, but stickier.

@gluecake: I has grammar skills, yes?

why are women still being given shit over wearing pants? I thought we got over this DECADES ago?

Probably to make them unable to sweat. Well... it worked!

So... my social anxiety/agoraphobia that has developed for nearly 22 years will be miraculously repaired if I just eat a fucking sandwich? Thank you pointless and misleading survey! I'm gonna pack on those pounds right NOW

@HeatherNumber1: I have a friend whose purpose in life is to make that noise with the lady in his bed.

@petuniacat: I shall make an attempt at recruiting them. I just hope their time at the gym makes them swing a mean bat.

I would like to see wandering vigilante groups that come around and smash the shit out of paps and their cameras.

@kentuckienne: god, I've had so many friends "suddenly" develop disorders according to Chuck Palahniuk characters. Like, each year a book came out, they related COMPLETELY to the characters and would just mimic all the actions they read.

@feminuisance: I think I read on Slate about a recent long-term check up on folks with LASIK. Thus far: no imploded eyeballs.

that would so be my new guest bed...

@taylay: they already are in their twenties... it's depressing.

I wish there was a way to get these clips with closed captioning so I can read what they're saying...

I'd heard about this phenom from a mid-westerner but I never thought it would be news-breaking...

Though honestly, I prefer to do shots of those horrible tasting ginseng vials in the morning after a long night of drinking. No risk of vomiting if my belly is empty...

Where's the choice for a classy, Tribeca bodega with just half & half and no sugar that's just as good as making it from home cause I get to mix french vanilla with hazelnut instead of making two pots?