Bills’ fans: The gift that keeps on giving...

Can’t blame Cowherd and Cook for hating Santa. That fat bastard got his ass stuck in my flue three years ago. Do you know how difficult it was to free that dude without waking up the kids?

Wacky lateral plays? When I was in high school we had a very specific name for this play - “California.”

In all seriousness, I wonder if the reason why Miami isn’t getting the South Florida blue chippers like before is that kids just don’t want to stay home. That was a big reason why St. Johns’ basketball program regressed the way it did; kids just wanted to leave NY.

1) Love the way she keeps her eyes downfield.

KRS6... just wait until this dude spends a summer with Olajuwan.

“... yeah, that guy Bartosak. I hear he’s a real leader.”

It ain’t perfect, but it IS undefeated!!

Free folk don’t follow names, or little cloth animals that aren’t Buffaloes sewn on Zubaz. They won’t dance for coins, they don’t care how your style yourself or what that chain of office means or who your grandsire was.

Oh how I wish I had a .gif of this...

Oh how I wish I had the gif of this....

Seems like you guys are making an effort to get this dude Ray Rice’d.

So when did the 49ers trade Joe Staley?

Oh yeah...

Well, other than the fact that Steph has been ballin’ his ass off...

Mr. Rice is smiling down on you... +1.

Well shit, who doesn’t love Brazzers?

Zubaz (or as they say in B-Lo, “Zubes”) are not merely a particular pair of pants in Buffalo - it is regional tribal dress. Instead of ridiculing, we should admire these Western New Yorkers for retaining a part of their heritage for so long.

The cranky baseball gods are gonna love this little dude...

“That’s how Garo would have done it.”