Also, Trump couldn’t give less of a shit about education, so who cares what DeVos does?

Yeah, but he’s our slimeball. When you’re living in a swamp, you’re going to get a little slimey.

Calling someone out for filing bankruptcy seems like an odd approach for a media outlet that won’t get off Trump’s dick.

He may be a slime ball, but if ever there was a time to have a slime ball in your corner, that time is now.

The Root: “The Beckys can’t get any Beckier.”

fuck her — I wish her sepsis.

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

You know the guy in Happy Gilmore that really wants to take Shooter McGavin to the Sizzler?

I miss Tuesday Night Fights.

I’d imagine the Bears playbook is just pictures of Aaron Rodgers cutting them apart with the caption “Yeah, but like, what if that was us doing that?”

He literally has no idea what he does not like about the actual deal itself. He only hates two things about it: (1) It was negotiated by Barack Obama and (2) It was not negotiated by Donald Trump. They could hold sham negotiations over the next couple of months, then just copy and paste the current Iran deal into a…

No not really. I just shout my name if I’m in there and someone else comes in

Found Don’s coworker.

Holy shit. Someone email Michael Avenatti’s contact details to the FLOTUS office.

In fairness to him, I don’t think we’ve seen any examples of his attempting to motivate good people. It’s because good people wouldn’t be within 10 miles of the garbage barge, but all the same.

America, 2018: we are all Kevin’s chili.

They should be relentlessly harried with cries of TRAITOR! every time they venture into the public. Every single time.

(Barnacles, by the way, can play a pretty important role in maintaining a healthy ecosystem, but let’s not that get in the way of the analogy.)

At the conclusion of the experiment, experts turned to each other and asked: “What other sh** can we put in there?”