No reason to offer sympathies, im better now. But appreciate them nonetheless. Thx.

The Spy Who Loved Me would say, “Nobani Does It Better”.

He may make up for it by having each half of his brain taking turns sleeping during the day.

CHECK YOUR FUCKING STROLLER MOMMY!

anyone else worried that mel b’s abuser fed her lies about the nanny being in on it to try and deepen the gaslighting and abuse?

SO BRAVE

Don’t worry, Caitlyn, we all know that as soon as you get your equality and tax breaks*, regardless of who is in the White House, you’ll go back to not giving a shit about women or anyone or anything else that’s outside of your bubble.

I get a Cruella de Vil vibe.

Warning: Don’t look too closely at what’s going on where her left sleeve and underarm meet in the above photo. (That dress is a mess)

I absolutely love that there are women like Ina coming out and saying this in a frank way. There should be no shame in deciding not to have children. Just like there shouldn’t be shame in deciding to have children. Or even trying to have children and not succeeding (another thing that people have become increasingly…

Why would you write that when you could have written “Dick 4:69" instead? What a wasted opportunity.

He clearly needed help, and likely never got it.

Why should you be surprised that he doesn’t use protection? The guy has never played defense once in his life. /deadspin’ed

One of the sponsored links below is of a rescue cat who helps comfort the other animals in the clinic who have had surgery.

My response to that is that having children IS selfish. Parenting is not. Parenting is selfless- a real sacrifice, and I’m amazed at the people who manage to do it well. But having kids is selfish. There is no non-selfish reason to do it. The world is shit, the kid did not ask to be born into it, and there are…

No matter how beautiful it is outside, the first thing I check when I wake up is to make sure Trump hasn’t ignited the next world war.

This is just my impression from the news events that have happened over the last week so take it with a grain of salt but here’s my theory. Xi Jinping met with Trump last week, Orange Moron came skipping out of that meeting with a boner and turned the USS Carl Vincent battle fleet around to sail directly to NK.…

If the Trump family were the Sopranos, Eric would be this idiot:

I think there’s a difference here between Alex Jones and say, Roman Polanski (and this isn’t a commentary on whether I think we can separate the art from the man in that instance, just where the difference lies). Roman Polanski (or Woody Allen, or Mel Gibson, or hell, Chris Brown or Bill Cosby) made a thing that’s…

I love Hoda too and good on her for adopting but I wish the Today show would quit with the babies-are-the-only-thing-valuable-about-these-women-and-all-women theme. Don’t get me wrong, babies are okay, but just once I wish they’d trot out some Today related person who would say “babies are hard and I kind of wish I…