Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Right before I turned 21 I moved to a new city, transferred colleges, and got an apartment by myself. I picked a place out on the third story of a rambling old Victorian mansion - a modest studio with white metal cabinets from the 1950's and a rusted fire escape which always gave me bad feelings. It was metal, and…

We, women, sometimes are really harsh with each other. We should be more supportive since the world is not made for us.

Guys, this is no laughing matter. Clearly this is going to be hard for Ted Cruz to get through, but if I know Ted Cruz, he’ll keep pounding it out as a member of the Senate. He has the ability to come back from this, but it’s going to take some intense work on himself first. There’s no doubt that this is a sticky…

If I may join the party...

Threw this one together last night.

Bless the person who diligently watches the “likes” column on Ted Cruz’s twitter 24/7

Thank you. I’ve been through some hurricane evacs before but never when I’ve owned a home. It’s a whole mother level of stress.

Team No One.

I want to live in a world where Peggy Whitson is the biggest celebrity in America, which she deserves to be.

If you’re suggesting Sandy for Pres, I second your nom. She’s already saved Peter Gallagher from the L, the world from cyberterrorists, and herself from space. Some Republicans might be against the whole jumping-off-the-roof-every-Halloween thing, but she did save all those beauty queens when she was an F.B.I.…

No one cares about your boner.

Louisiana voted for George W Bush (and trump for that matter) but every white hipster couldn’t wait to tell you how much they LOVE New Orleans and how MUCH that city meant to them after Katrina because that meant they totally cared about black folks. So fucking stupid. My father (RIP) lived in Houston and was as…

I’m probably a terrible fucking person but I am having a real hard time summoning forth any sympathy for a portion of the people effected by this hurricane. The undocumented immigrants fleeing from the storm that are still being arrested by ICE? Yeah, I feel bad for them. The sick, the poor, the children? I feel bad…

Fuck that guy.

Buy bottle cap futures!

Your little sister knows what’s up. My first crush was Robin Hood. The fox from the Disney movie.

Sort of timely, what with the series on Lacey Peterson coming up...but I remember seeing an interview with Scott Peterson in which he said Lacey knew about his affair and was cool with it. An eight months pregnant woman was cool with her husband having an affair? When I was eight months pregnant my husband got a…

And...

“The swamp will not defeat him,” he said, breaking into the third person. “They’re trying to resist me, but it’s not going to work.”