The Manson-Beach Boys connection is pretty fascinating. Dennis Wilson once beat the shit out of Manson after Manson implicitly threatened Wilson’s family. Dennis may have stolen a Beach Boys song from Manson, and there’s speculation that Wilson’s suicide may have been partially inspired by the fact that Wilson felt…

You’re a monster.

One of the more interesting aspects of getting old is that what used to be common knowlage in your youth isn’t any longer, despite the younger generation’s greater access to information. Especially when it comes to pop culture. When I was young, everyone knew John Lennon was a deeply troubled man with a wide nasty…

It seems like “Thousands will die” could be the preface to every headline lately.

Be sure to include Clippy...nothing communicates fuckedness like him...

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I’m sure all kinds of inappropriate stuff has gone on involving the Morning Glory Hole.

I just found out the “Oryx and Crake”, “Year of the Flood,” “Maddaddam” trilogy is being developed for a TV series by Darren Aronofsky. I’m beyond excited. These are some of my absolute favorite novels.

I have a good friend who works in fashion PR and she knows Katy and Taylor very well. She told me about a year ago that Katy is the absolutely nicest, most genuine of her high profile clients and that Taylor is a total sociopath. So don’t beat yourself up too much!

I got this tattoo a couple months ago. It felt, timely.

Total fake news! There are no undercooked meats at Mar-a-Lago; Trump only takes his steaks extra well done with ketchup on the side.

I think we all know who Trump should hire to clean up that kitchen; I think they’d get along really well.

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

Have you literally never watched one of our 4000 crime/forensics shows?!

I know that much of domestic violence goes unreported, but as a single, middle-age women, I have started to conduct background checks on any man I decide to become involved with. I don’t care if others think it’s a violation of personal privacy. With so much violence, financial fraud etc. I have to protect myself. I…

If I lived there I would buy a billboard right next to that sign that read:

the condoms were just the tip of the iceberg

Law & Order taught me that the massage parlors always pay off the cops so they leave them alone.

I guess this is the first time I read that McCann is responsible for the Fearless Girl so I’m choosing to believe this is the work of Peggy Olson-Rizzo LOOK I KNOW THE TIMING DOESN’T WORK OUT JUST GIVE ME THIS

I hope he used Forrest Gump’s mother’s definition of the word.