Disclosure: The author of this piece once worked with someone who has been provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear by the Chicago White Sox, and has been sent a Hawk Harrelson alarm clock by a White Sox enthusiast. His opinions are his own. 

Girl tells man something happened.

So we’re supposed to believe that the government is capable of coordinating complex conspiracies, like running a sex ring and planting pipe bombs, but that an individual man can’t paint his sock to make it look like blood?

what a terrible fucking take.

But like don't.

Upon hearing the news, Dayton Moore attempted to sign Wetteland to help shore up the Royals bullpen.

Of all the stupid reasons to not like a presidential candidate, this is definitely the most recent I have read.

That’s what mushroom do.

Whether they have or haven’t, after a year they’ve made that decision and daddy’s stupid photo just makes him look like an oblivious twit who is protecting his “property”

It’s not harmless, it’s misogynist, bullying bullshit. Parents don’t own their kids and fathers don’t get to control their daughters’ sex lives with violence.

I get that it would be somewhat satisfying if this country treated crazy violent garbage white people the way they treat muslims, but in a perfect world, we’d follow up on people who statistically are likely to cause more harm.

It’s okay, Greitens will just, like, shoot this indictment with an AK until it blows up.

yes, but then scary people who have a relation with pigments that ‘real’ americans dont started to know their rights and arm themselves and then instantly everything changed. Its almost as if the NRA is just merely another front for white supremacy

because free agency is a reward for toiling for 5-10 years being RIDICULOUSLY underpaid.

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

You are an ass. We should never stop trying to find N/S Korean peace. Standing to support that effort would be a part of it.

If you and two sorta celebrities clawing for relevance can make a widely publicized documentary about how liberals are shutting down your free speech rights for commercial release, then liberals have not shut down your free speech rights, Q.E.D.

“Some critiques are overly sensitive or problematic” is a position you…

You know you’re in (perhaps) Orwellian Times when people end such a sentence with “them.” Maybe I’m just old-fashioned, but I’m gonna keep asking on such pronouns: examples? I know who Tim Allen and (oh lord) Adam Carolla are, and this article schooled me on Dennis Prager. But just who are the noteworthy PC Police…

I think it’s wrong to say it exists in the left, specifically. People of all strokes love their ideological totalitarianism. It’s probably the biggest cause of fuck ups in human history. Given how much people choose dogma over critical thinking it’s amazing the human race hasn’t wiped itself out already

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