Hey don’t you compare that cave troll Trump to Smeagol, Smeagol was corrupted by the evil ring. Trump is just shitty all on his own. 

I don’t have to walk around like a punk and say these certain things that are going to abuse the whole country or abuse the whole world and talk about people and religions — things like that. I don’t have to. I’m going to walk with integrity because at the end of the day, I want everyone that’s watching me, every…

It’s not junk, it’s people.

I have kids of 7/4/2. My 7yo can BARELY fit in the back seat of my mid-size sedan with two forward-facing car seats on either side, and she has to do it without the government-mandated booster.

Yeah man, I'm so protective of my lambo, I don't even let myself drive it. Hell, I don't even let myself *buy* it in the first place. That's why it's still "for sale" at the dealership. Yep, that's the only reason.

Single car accident in the middle of the night, driver flees, owner claims it was borrowed. Sounds like something I might say if I wrecked my car while drunk!

Whose side are you on? Gun manufacturers, the gun lobby—or the children that are getting gunned down in this country every single day?”

It was 90% clear before, but his latest comment may as well have just said “I don’t like immigration because I’m white and I’m afraid of brown people.”

You really think that people like being ethnically cleansed?

This explanation still doesn’t change the fact you’re a racist twat. Actually makes you look more racist.

The guy is a racist asshole by the look of it.

Fixing it with illegal immigration

“How could I have known I would actually, you know, be held accountable for my actions? I’m a straight white man, dammit!!”

Those valid points don’t fit the Jalopnik narrative though. 

Well she shouldn’t have had a butt. If she didn’t want it slapped. Amirite?

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

I just want it to be over.

Obviously Trump got confused and meant to attend the W Nationalists rally down the street.

Same for the A-Bomb museum in Hiroshima. I left that drained of mind, body, and soul, and that’s exactly how everyone should feel.

Yes, giving holiday gifts to people who perform services for you is a thing that was invented this year