Moved to the area recently and totally forgot about this until I was at the Brrighleaf and was like...is that? IT IS! fun times (for us, not the drivers)

Seems like we’re on the same page here. I misconstrued your opening as assigning blame to Blue Ivy, when it’s likely she doesn’t have a say in the matter. 

This doesn’t seem like that great of a scheme. Just a matter of time until they get you for this one. 

I think the point is that she’s 10 years old and doesn’t deserve to have her hair be the subject of national dialogue. Even if her parents are using her as a promotional tool, she likely doesn’t have a choice in the matter. Say what you will of Jay-Z and Beyonce, but leave the child out of it.

I think we’ll see more of that. But I think the hesitation is that it’s a travesty of gestapo like tactics that the Dems/Left generally don’t like to employ. You know principles and morals etc... 

I just moved to NC from NJ and it seems a lot of people are coming down here from the NY/NJ/CT area. Definitely pushing it more purple. The triangle area is already very blue, but it’s one of the islands within the state.

This is too true.

How would this even be enforceable? Say I was a Ill resident given abortions within Ill law, how on earth would you be able to compel me to come to MO to get sued there? I mean, I guess they could file suit but they’d have to get me to MO in order to do anything about it, right? Clearly I’m not a lawyer, so if someone…

Not at all surprised...but still disgusted

He was all over fortnite maybe a year back, and tons of kids play that game and were introduced to his music there. Doesn’t surprise me.

This is a must for any true Trumper

what are you talking about...the rear middle is the safest seat. You don’t need to buckle there. Just because there’s a clear path from your seat to the windshield means nothing!

Here you are:

Soooo...that will never happen. We’ll always be in trouble. Great...just great.

I’ve never understood the pressing charges or not pressing charges. I mean I understand that concept...But the crime still happened, so it’d shouldn’t be a decision whether or not to charge them. I get it practically speaking, if the only witness is unwilling to cooperate it’s pretty hard to make charges stick. But…

No way...he’s got Mustang written all over him. Watch out bystanders! Now that I can’t fly, I’ll be fish tailing my mustang uncontrollably all over the place.

Does Megan’s law require you to tell potential employers or just your neighbors?

So why not charge him with sexual assault too? I’m pretty sure unwanted groping falls into one of the lower tiers of sexual assault. Get him Megan’s Lawed. Enjoy telling everyone everywhere you live that you’re a fuckwad.

He’s just setting up his affluenzy defense.